44. Infantrymen can run three times faster than clubmen and and slingers despite carrying at least 50 pounds more of gear.
45. A general can conjure up half-visible decoys who disappear into nothingness when "killed."
46. A general can also make his standing army of 150 men turn invisible long enough to get to the enemy capital.
47. Forts and Towers fired with nobody in them, despite the fact that automated turrets hadn't been invented.
48. No matter how powerful your nation, you can only have eight cities with only 30 buildings each at a maximum, unless you steal more from other nations.
49. No matter how powerful your nation, your population can never be greater than 200, unless you domesticate peacocks or build a roman statue.
50. There are no natural disasters. Ever.
51. The only food available is wheat and pigs, although the symbol for food is an apple.
52. Even if your immortal citizens have been working at a lumber camp for the past 5000 years, no trees will ever be cut down.
53. Mountains contain unlimited metal, but nothing esle.
54. In the year 2015 (Late Info Age) nations are still using gold as a currency.
55. Male citizens went shirtless until guns were invented. Then they found themselves to be indecent and clothed themselves properly.
56. Even the largest universities contain but seven scholars.
57. Only 8 nations can coexist at a time. Anymore and the world starts to lag.
58. 8 nations have managed to build themselves up to extreme power with only what seems to be 5 square miles of land to share.
59. The only automobiles belong to caravans who trade between cities that are within walking distance to one another. These automobiles never run out of gas.
60. There is no such thing as fire, which was pretty darned essential to life on Earth.
61. There is no such thing as free will. All nations are controlled by an unexplainable outside force. This means that soldiers will continue to fight even if the numbers are 50 to 1.
62. Cruisers can destroy submerged submarines easily although they have no underwater guns and bullets are stopped by water.
63. Advantages in war are much like rock-paper-scissors.
64. Nations who have never seen eachother before make identical units who fight the same. You can only tell them apart by a color painted on them or clothing in a certain color, which nations adopt at the beginning of time and use until they die.
[This message has been edited by The0996395 (edited 12-20-2009 @ 03:00 PM).]