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Topic Subject:Rise of Kings: a modder's lament
posted 02-22-11 10:24 PM EDT (US)         

If only I had but 3DMax,
Installed right now on my computer
I'd cut this damned backlog down in stacks
Like a hot swordblade through butter;

If only I had but more time to myself,
To me and mine ideas, alone
Then they won't just sit on the shelf
Till I am withered down to the bone.

But alas, to wander around in these fancies
Thinking and dreaming of all and sundry
Being free violates the rules of birds and bees:
That everything contrived always costs money.

So here I'll sit, swearing and raging away
Even if I but at work waste another day.

[This message has been edited by VelvetClaw (edited 02-22-2011 @ 10:36 PM).]

posted 02-26-11 02:46 PM EDT (US)     1 / 5       

i'm on your roof! that'll cheer you up.

mewp: a word to describe awesomeness in its supreme form.

EoB Heraclies gets a hard-on from noobs.

Damn, you got me. I just wish I knew how to make quality threads like you do. -Blatant7
posted 02-27-11 07:20 PM EDT (US)     2 / 5       
It'd cheer us up even more if you could stop lazying up there and start cracking on the mod, ya lazy git

[This message has been edited by VelvetClaw (edited 02-27-2011 @ 07:24 PM).]

posted 04-01-11 01:03 PM EDT (US)     3 / 5       
nice poem man i like it

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posted 04-09-11 05:50 PM EDT (US)     4 / 5       
Are you calling me a lazy git?

~ Creator of Kings and Conquerors, a total conversion mod for Rise of Nations: Thrones and Patriots ~
posted 04-12-11 11:51 PM EDT (US)     5 / 5       
Newp, super7700 - lazy gits are what we call those who lounge up on a roof all day, depriving us brokeback taxpayers of our hard-earned benefits by forcing the govt to subsidise their healthcare benefits, squandered mostly on suntan lotion...I never can understand lolcatz' stegophillia. Honest.

[This message has been edited by VelvetClaw (edited 04-12-2011 @ 11:53 PM).]

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